{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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Amy Louise Taylor known mononymously as Amyl is an Australian musician and activist from Mullumbimby, Australia. She is known as a songwriter and lead vocalist of the ARIA Award winning rock band Amyl and the Sniffers based in Melbourne, Australia.
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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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