{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?","punchline":"Never mind...it's tearable","id":39}
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
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