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{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
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