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Aprio, LLP is an accounting and business advisory firm headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia. Aprio is the fastest-growing firm in the United States, ranking 26th on the Top 100 Firms list published by Accounting Today, as well as the largest firm headquartered in the Southeastern United States and a top tax firm. Georgia judge Amy Totenberg, who is overseeing a case against alleged promoters of syndicated conservation easements indicated she sees a 'consistent pattern' across transactions that form the basis of the class-action lawsuit against Aprio.
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