{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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Stentor roeselii is a free-living ciliate species of the genus Stentor, in the class Heterotrichea. It is a common and widespread protozoan, found throughout the world in freshwater ponds, lakes, rivers and ditches.
"}{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
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